Sunday, April 17, 2016

The Jungle Book (2016) movie review

This most recent adaptation of The Jungle Book is Disney’s live action retelling of their 1967 animated classic, directed by Jon Favreau. It stars the voice talents of Bill Murray, Ben Kingsley, Lupita Nyong'o, Idris Elba, Christopher Walken, Scarlett Johansson and starring as the only live action character of the whole film, the young Neel Sethi as Mowgli.


Friday, April 1, 2016

Citizen Kane (1941) movie review

Citizen Kane, directed and written by Orson Welles, is widely considered to be the best film ever made in the history of cinema. I have recently viewed this legendary masterpiece myself, as it is a sort of 'rite of passage' for all film lovers. And what did I, a humble internet reviewer whose opinion clearly doesn't matter when faced with such a glorious piece of human accomplishment, think of it? Well...


Saturday, March 26, 2016

Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) movie review

For the first time in cinematic history, two of the most iconic superheroes of all time appear on the big screen together… Batman and Superman, sharing the spotlight at last. And apparently Wonder Woman is sharing it with them. Along with the Flash. And Aquaman and Cyborg for a few seconds. And Doomsday. Yeah… this movie’s pretty cluttered.



Monday, March 7, 2016

Batman (1989) movie review

Before Christopher Nolan took the story of a man that dressed up as a bat to fight bad guys and turned it into a philosophical crime drama, Tim Burton was at the helm of the first serious attempt at a theatrical Batman film. This is the first in a series of four films that lasted all the way to 1997. This is simply titled: Batman.



Friday, March 4, 2016

Zootopia (2016) movie review

I’ve seen people and critics saying all over the internet that Zootopia is the “best Disney animated movie since The Lion King”. I, however, disagree. I personally think that it’s leaps and bounds better than The Lion King ever was!



Monday, February 29, 2016

Cloverfield (2008) movie review

Going into this film, I thought it was going to be a stupid, boring cash-in on the found footage subgenre. I was pleasantly surprised to find myself being very, very wrong. This is Cloverfield.


Saturday, February 27, 2016

Gods of Egypt (2016) movie review

Well… this was definitely an experience. I mean… wow. This is the most beautifully crafted train wreck ever conceived by human or godly hands. This is Whites of Egypt- I mean, Gods of Whiteness- I mean… Gods of Egypt. Yes.