Killer Mountain (2011) movie review

What do we have here? A low budget sci fi channel film that doesn’t completely suck eggs? That sure is rare!

Jurassic Park movie review

I never really intended to do a review of Jurassic Park on this blog. But with the recent passing of Richard Attenborough, I thought “what the heck, why not?” Plus, I have Jurassic Park on the mind, so that’s why.

And I am loving this poster by JC Richard!

The Dino King (2012) movie review

Another movie about dinosaurs with a completely forced and unnecessary voice over. Didn’t I already review a movie like that? Yes. But this is the slightly better version of that, released the year before. Slightly being the key word here.

Croczilla (2012) movie review

Croczilla... It’s a Croc-of-$hit! This is without a doubt one of the worst films I’ve ever seen in my life.

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 1974 movie review

Took long enough to get to this one, didn’t it?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 movie review

This honestly isn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.

Walking With Dinosaurs 2013 movie review

Either this is the kind of stuff that kids find entertaining these days, or the executives at 20th Century Fox are a bunch of complete F#%KING IDIOTS. I’m not just disappointed by this movie, I’m pi$$ed off.

The Other Woman (2014) Movie Review... why?

I’ve never really seen too many ‘chick flicks’, I’m not a huge fan of ‘chick flicks’, and I have never once reviewed a ‘chick flick’ on this blog. So why am I starting now, and why this one? Well, the reason is because I have no freaking clue. I could bore you with the details of how I came across this, but I don’t think anyone would want to read about the strange events of my personal life, so let’s just get this one over with.

Guardians of the Galaxy Movie Review

I am Groot.