Friday, June 26, 2015

Gone Girl (2014) movie review

This one film has messed with my mind and expectations more than anything else I’ve ever seen.


Friday, June 19, 2015

Inside Out (2015) movie review

Pixar has been out of the game for a little while. Their last good movie was Toy Story 3 in 2010. Ever since, their quality has been rather lacking. With the release of their latest movie, Inside Out, I’m happy to say that they have finally gotten themselves back into gear, giving audiences a film worthy of being a Pixar movie.



Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Into the Storm (2014) movie review

I could tell just by the trailers that this wasn’t going to be all that good. I somehow got around to watching it recently, and I found out I was wrong with my original assumptions- it was far worse than I expected.



Thursday, June 11, 2015

Jurassic World (2015) movie review

The first movie was about not messing with the balance of nature. The second movie was about leaving nature alone. The third movie was about how to ruin a franchise. This one, Jurassic World, is about HOLY SHIT!! This is, without a doubt, the most exciting movie I’ve been to all year!




Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Jurassic Park 3 (2001) movie review [spoilers]

Jurassic Park 3 is basically the equivalent of The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. It looks kinda cool sometimes, but there’s no real point in its existence. Especially now, since Jurassic World has erased this one from its timeline, along with The Lost World: Jurassic Park.


And no, the Pteranodons aren't as cool, ominous, or threatening as this poster makes them out to be. 

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Thursday, June 4, 2015

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) movie review [spoilers]

To this day, I don’t see why The Lost World: Jurassic Park gets so much hate. Did they really expect anything to surpass the original Jurassic Park? People had (and still have) an unrealistic expectation of sequels. It’s rare that any sequels are just as good as the first, so why unfairly compare the two movies? Especially in this case, where the movies being compared were supposed to be completely different from each other?